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I got tagged because I actually read the journal entries of the people I follow.  Yay!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
My closet has no door.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
No. It sucks.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked in.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes.  Our old street sign. Nothing major.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Not really

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Coup-ins? no.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Uh... Bear?

8: Do you have freckles?
no

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I do not.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who ride the scooters in a store just because they are too lazy to walk.  I'm disabled and don't use the damn things, suck it up you lazy bastards!

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes.  I know my way around my house in the dark by the number of steps.

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Oh god yes.  I'm silly.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, I hate that.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
One.

17: What size is your bed?
King. I'm over six feet tall and still hang off the end.

18: What is your Song of the week?
Ain't No Grave.  Johnny Cash rocks!


19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yeah.  I mean Don Johnson did it.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Wait there is more than Cartoons and UK Top Gear!?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Six reasons why.  My god its so bad that years later we still say things like Transformers Dark of the Moon was bad but not Six Reasons Why bad.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I'm not telling you.

23: What do you drink with dinner?
Iced Tea

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Hot Mustard.

25: What is your favorite food?
Shrimp. Just Shrimp

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Tron, The Flower Drum Song, Cloud Atlas, With Honors

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Was a boy scout.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Ha! I couldn't handle the throngs of women and men thorwing themselves at me if I did that.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Years.  Don't like Email either though.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Damn right.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Couple

33: Ever ran out of gas?
Yes.  But in my defense I was trying too.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Roast Beef

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Home made Pancakes

36: What is your usual bedtime?
Bed?  I never sleep!  Sleep is for the week!  Or when ever I manage to pass out in the vacinity of my bed.

37: Are you lazy?
Ooooooohhhhhhhhh YES.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I was The Shredder!

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Monkey

40: How many languages can you speak?
Texan

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
eh... Lego I guess.

43: Are you stubborn?
I am.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
The Letter Dude

45: Ever watch soap operas?
The Young and The Restless....  Don;t judge me. I was bed ridden and the remote was a long long way away.

46: Are you afraid of heights?
No. I'm afraid of falling.

47: Do you sing in the car?
I do. It's a habit I got from my Father.

48: Do you sing in the shower?
No.

49: Do you dance in the car?
How does that even work?

50: Ever used a gun?
I'm a Texan, what the hell do you think?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
eight years or there about.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. Flower Drum Song is one I could watch forever.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
No.  I plan and shop ahead.  Plus I hate Christmas so take that as you will.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Yes. It was good!

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Butterscottch

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
paleontologist

57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghosts? No not really.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes.

59: Take a vitamin protein daily?
Yes.

60: Wear slippers?
Yeah

61: Wear a bath robe?
No.

62: What do you wear to bed?
...Wear?

63: First concert?
Static X. 

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Uh... the internet?

65: Nike or Adidas?
L.A, Gear.  I want shoes that last.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower Seeds

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No, and I'm not planning on looking it up now.

69: Ever take dance lessons?
No.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Uh.  I don't want to get married again.

71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Oh my god me spell?  HA!

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.

74: Own any record albums?
Yes

75: Own a record player?
Yes

76: Regularly burn incense?
No

77: Ever been in love?
Oh, yes.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Alabama

79: What was the last concert you saw?
Weird Al...
Don't Judge me.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced tea.

81: Tea or coffee?
Coffee

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snugar cookies.

83: Can you swim well?
Yep.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Duh.

85: Are you patient?
Depends

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band.

87: Ever won a contest?
Couple of little ones

88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No

89: Which are better black or green olives?
Depends on what you want to do with them

90: Can you knit or crochet?
Crochet. Very badly.
I told you, Don't judge me.

91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living Room

92: Do you want to get married?
already am.

93: If married, how long have you been married?
14 years

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Do I look three?

96: Do you have kids?
Yep.

97: Do you want kids?
Not any new ones.

98: Whats your favorite color?
Green

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
My Father.

Let's see...  I tag Kuari and Silverlion.  Fill it out! DDDDOOO IT!
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